New sexy secretary
October 20, 2007 – 10:10 pmTwo old friends meet in the office of one of them.
- Hey, buddy, how are you?
- I am very good. Congratulations, that your new secretary is very sexy and horny!
- Heh, I am glad you like her. Believe it or not, she is a robot!
- Bull shit! How could that be?
- She is the latest model “secretary robot” from Japan. Let me tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes a letter. If you squeeze her right tit, she types dictation. And… of cos she can have sex, too!”
- Holy shit! You’re kidding, right?
- No buddy, she’s something.. Tell you what, you can even borrow her”
So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming “Eeeeeaaaa! Heeelp! Aaaaaaah! Fuuuuuuck!”
The guy says, “Damn! I forgot to tell him her tight ass is a pencil sharpener!” 
