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A very sexy secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.
Wanting to confuse thos office cutie a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘dick.’
Without doubts or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response:
PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
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Loading ...Boss asks his sexy blonde secretary “Do you know the difference between Ceasar Salad and a hot blowjob is?”
“No”, says the secretary.
“Great, Let’s do lunch.” the boss says.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two old friends meet in the office of one of them.
- Hey, buddy, how are you?
- I am very good. Congratulations, that your new secretary is very sexy and horny!
- Heh, I am glad you like her. Believe it or not, she is a robot!
- Bull shit! How could that be?
- She is the latest model “secretary robot” from Japan. Let me tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes a letter. If you squeeze her right tit, she types dictation. And… of cos she can have sex, too!”
- Holy shit! You’re kidding, right?
- No buddy, she’s something.. Tell you what, you can even borrow her”
So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming “Eeeeeaaaa! Heeelp! Aaaaaaah! Fuuuuuuck!”
The guy says, “Damn! I forgot to tell him her tight ass is a pencil sharpener!” 
(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...A sexy secretary goes into her boss’ office and asks, “May I use your dictaphone?”
Boss replies, “No. Use your naughty fingers like everyone else.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two guys were discussing the new very pretty and sexy secretary at their office. Mike to Paul: “Dude, I dated her last Wednesday and we had amazing sex. She is a lot better in bed than my wife!”
Two days later. Paul to Mike: “Yeah, I dated her too and we had mad sex, but I still think your sexy wife is better in bed!”
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office. She found him with his blonde secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, “…and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An office manager was sent three horny secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,” thought the manager, “I’ll give them an honesty test to determine which office girl to keep.”
To this end, he gave each secretary a money bag to take and bank telling them that there was $50 in the bag. (In fact, he had placed $100 in each bag; thus the honesty test.)
The first secretary goes to the bank, discovers the extra money, banks $50 and returns the extra $50 to the manager.
The second secretary goes to the bank, discovers the extra money, banks the full $100, and returns with a deposit slip as proof.
The third secretary goes to the bank, discovers the extra money, banks $50, goes to the local TAB and uses the $50 to win $500, then returns, explains to the manager and gives him the all the money.
Question: Which secretary does the office manager select to retain?
Answer: The one with the biggest boobs!
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